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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's not just how much gold one has, but whether it can be categorized as a "horde." You may only have a small amount of gold coins, but if you leave them in a messy--but not too messy--pile, you could end up with a small dragon sleeping on top of it.

[-] Maven@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 2 weeks ago

"Horde" is orcs. "Hoard" is dragons.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 weeks ago

Ah-hah, you've discovered my plan: Attack of the gold coin mimics!

(Or just a lack of English comprehension on my part, really ๐Ÿ˜….)

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

That reminds me, I still need to make PF2E stat blocks for various sizes of mimics. Including a mimic hatchling swarm

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Those orcs with their 'a' upside down and in the wrong spot.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

Okay but like... If I only have a pile like.... A foot tall...

Will the dragon be hamster sized, Chihuahua sized, great Pyrenees size, or bear size?

Cause depending on the answer, I have some saving to do...

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago

Hard to say, but it seems like there's more gold than dragon, usually. (Unless you end up with a Gold Dragon!)

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

I'm hoping for hamster-sized dragon.

Not all of us can live on Hysperia.

[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 week ago

brb, converting my 401k to gold to attract an adorable baby dragon

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