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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 144 points 2 months ago

As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.

5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

I am not sober

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 61 points 2 months ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He is leaking battery fluid!

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.

[-] shani66@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago
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