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As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.
5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.
I am not sober
NO DISASSEMBLE!
Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
He is leaking battery fluid!
I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!