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Ever been judged by a floor?
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this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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Idk why you're joking but i used to be underweight and couldn't afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you're describing all the time.
Edit: some weird typo autocorrected, i meant to say 'I know you're joking but[...]'
calories are cheap, it's nutrition that costs
Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
Did you even try being born wealthy?
No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.
In your next life, do more crime.
It's been less than a decade and it seems I'm already in my next life