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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

G.E. Corporation = Gorilla Experimentation Corporation.

Wake up sheeple!

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So being woke is good? Make up your mind!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Would it be better to die from gorilla in your sleep?

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