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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

General Electric used to have a big factory in Roanoke, so I'm guessing the gorillas are a result of industrial pollution from some sort of superfund site that has yet to be cleaned up.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

G.E. Corporation = Gorilla Experimentation Corporation.

Wake up sheeple!

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So being woke is good? Make up your mind!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Would it be better to die from gorilla in your sleep?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Gorilla infestations again!

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