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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Ive never seen one teaching class

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Someone's never been to Gorilla City.

You're never going to become master of the Earth without a classical liberal arts education.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That G isn't teaching class - he's holding court!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but who do you think taught him world domination skills? That can't be self-taught!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Very true. They didn't even offer that as an elective in my school :(

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