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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
(theonion.com)
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Ive never seen one teaching class
Someone's never been to Gorilla City.
You're never going to become master of the Earth without a classical liberal arts education.
That G isn't teaching class - he's holding court!
Yeah, but who do you think taught him world domination skills? That can't be self-taught!
Very true. They didn't even offer that as an elective in my school :(