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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

I started it up once, got through three novel's worth of text before I even made it down the stairs, and then shut it off because it was either that or put a bat through my screen.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

It was either read or destroy your computer? Tough

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 1 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

No it was either shut the game off or destroy my computer; reading a library's worth in text was not an option. If this game got a movie they'd have to have a narrator talking literally the entire runtime of the movie to relate all that info and then have him keep talking through the credits and like many, many hours after the movie's done running and everyone left the theater to convey all that, and then the sequel would just be narrator finishing up what he only just got started doing in the first movie.

EDIT: Like no really, I wanted to step into the game and batter the main character over the head with a bat and start screaming "shut up shut up shut up"; I ain't playing until they release a 'took his meds' version of the game.

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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