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Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See (theonion.com)
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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Really? AI girlfriend app?

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 23 points 4 months ago

You've seen the real news lately?

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah but come on.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dude, he named his kid "X æ A-xii"...

Another one's called "Techno Mechanics" (nickname: Tau).

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah but celebrities and rich people have had trouble with names for a minute now.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

https://sh.itjust.works/post/31410262

Wouldn't have thought this would fly either, yet here we are, in the dumbest of timelines. Yeah, if it's this fucker I have trouble anticipating just how insane he really is going to be today. I'll keep double checking, but not eating the onion gets harder and harder.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

True, he can’t buy an AI girlfriend a horse after raping her like he does with the human ones.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Confused, by "her" I had thought you meant a mare...

[-] Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

There are ai girlfriend apps?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Since like ten seconds after the AI bubble started

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Actually before too

[-] Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I know, but GP didn’t seem to

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

The weebs cornered the market on fantasy waifus decades ago

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yup.

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