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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Attractive female, insanely rich, and teleport. I'll have a gf, have money to finance my 1000 hobbies and help others, and never have to stand an hour in a crowded bus trying to hold in a fart again.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago

I think Insanely Rich means that you're actually an insane guy called Rich

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 months ago

I think Attractive female means you become an attractive female, so the genie got you.

[-] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh no, you got me, genie! hahaha, definitely didn't want this, you got me so good ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 months ago

Of course a blahaj.zone user comments that!

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

I thought that's what they meant at first.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean, I am female, and being an attractive one would make my chances of attracting another attractive female higher...

So either way it's a win.

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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