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this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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ah this is a common cultural misperception, the yankee does not drink all of that in one sitting--rather like an ant this precious nectar is preserved and transited to a yankee hive where it becomes a collective sustenance of marginal lukewarm hydration over several days, or mixed with low grade liquor, as demands vary.
Nah, people are definitely drinking these whole.
FFS i'm a professional yankkkeeologist, it is known for a fact in the scientific community that liter cola is a primary forage category of the yankee genus and fed to the larvae.
I believe your data has not accounted for the discrepancy between the domesticated Doordash yankee (which is limited in it's foraging capacity), and the free grazing wild yankee who's habitat permits access to free refills