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[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

What's your problem with anus sand??

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

Well for one, my body doesn't do anything cool with it like make pearls

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

How long did you hold on to it?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess...

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This guy pearls.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Skill issue. Don't let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.

Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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