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Ideal beach body (lemmy.world)
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[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 23 hours ago

Sand repellent anus

a guy who looks like he’s about to take off, behind him is what looks like a giant smokey fart on fire. reply from monobeartheater: this was my desktop background in 2004 it's just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I'm 2/3 of the way there

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Arm flaps? Check.

Sand-repellant anus? Check.

Just need that lobster claw and I'm all set for the summer!

[-] CHKMRK@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

Gotta practice the sideways walk until summer

[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

What's your problem with anus sand??

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Well for one, my body doesn't do anything cool with it like make pearls

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

How long did you hold on to it?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess...

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Skill issue. Don't let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Try adding more sand

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This guy pearls.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 22 hours ago

I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Is that a good or bad thing?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 16 hours ago

Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.

Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

carcinization?

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

sand repellent anus?

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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