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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

You'd think they'd lead with the journalists. Guess they think cellphones are more important.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

YOU won't BELIEVE what THIS POPE SAID about YOUR PHONE! Click here to find out how!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I'm clicking but it won't do anything!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe you need to buy a new mouse.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, i didn't have time to go back and forth with you about this. I have to go pick up a new mouse for my pc.

[-] TisI@reddthat.com 0 points 1 week ago

Your first mistake is writing THIS POPE, when it should've been THE POPE. That will get more people interested, because it's THE pope and not just any regular pope.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago
[-] TisI@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

We're not in space now, are we?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Space and time, but they're sort of the same thing.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, we are. Literally. Earth is a space rock.

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 0 points 1 week ago

I wonder if there are a number of people who will always read an article if the pope is mentioned, so if he's related to a topic even a little bit, he gets to be in the headline.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Oh definitely. My grandmother was exactly like that.

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