You may speak to me as a moderator and in private. I'll provide an example, nothing more, and only under the condition that you don't subsequently bother me with whatever it is you or anyone else thinks about it.

I'll help in this limited fashion only because you've solicited and also sit in a position of authority. If I had the resources to really give a fuck about this then I'd already have registered an account and composed a post.

Edit: Regardless, I will disengage from this thread entirely.

Edit 2: As expected, the "moderator" didn't bother to message me.

Edit 3: The moderator has now messaged me. I lacked patience.