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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 3 months ago

Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Ok, now what.

[-] needanke@feddit.org 55 points 3 months ago

Buy one and take a shower

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 3 months ago

The supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though

[-] needanke@feddit.org 23 points 3 months ago

Gardening section

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

You'd have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Keep starin

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 3 months ago

Ask for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Now they still don't want to talk to you

[-] TooManyGames@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Devilishly clever!

[-] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 months ago

Thanks for the ad.

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