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Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You'd have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Keep starin
Ask for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.
Now they still don't want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.