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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.
wait until you find out about chastity
falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better
That's why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.
Speaking from experience.
Don't do this too often though! Prolonged dilation (>2 hours) can damage your sphincter and give you incontinence in the long run. Probably not a problem if done rarely, but if it happens regularly it can become a problem
Sadly, there's a lack of formal studies to determine how often is too often. I think "pay attention to your body" is generally good advice. If anything is sore or hurting, it's probably time to take a break. Kegel exercises also help keep the sphincter from weakening over time, useful advice even for people who aren't into butt stuff.
I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Literally on 4chan as a header.
also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
I've done it before
Women amirite
And gay men. Or maybe that's a 90s thing.
I allow some gay men to bear the rank of trash girlfriend
And you'll do it again?
It's not out of the realm of possibility
Hyuk
May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.
Was horny, it's hot
That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.
Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.
Mostly joking.
I do yea
Mentally ill people perhaps
You sleep with poop inside of you every night, hoping your muscles will save you, we are just being responsible.
Prude
If the price of being healthy is being called a prude, I'll take that for infinity.
Gatekeeper
Well yeah, that's literally the point of the plug.