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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 43 points 1 month ago

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[-] ozoned@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.

[-] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago
[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

MASA, Make America Shit Again!

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.

[-] Hazor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn't even make it to committee vote.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.

[-] constant_liability@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them

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