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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 63 points 1 month ago

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That is the standard definition.

[-] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Well there's also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying "no homo" just afterwards too. So I'd say that there's no "standard definition" but many variants.

[-] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I've been around a while and that's a new one on me.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

This explains a lot

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