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There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.
Do you know which one is which yet?
Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.
The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha
Does everyone eventually end up using the crabs bathroom?
I mean it’s sylvan lake so. Yeah probably.
My immediate assumption is that lobsters are for dudes, but I'm not sure why. I guess because they look taller and less curvy?
Everybody knows that women transmit crabs, and guys are grabby like a lobster. /s