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[-] some_dude@lemm.ee 31 points 6 days ago

That kid is scarred. For. Life.

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So is the babysitter. I'm a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago

So I'm 34

No joke

I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can't worry. I can't worry.

Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

[-] nul9o9@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Kid: There's a monster under my bed.

Lady: There isn't.

Kid: Check please.

Lady: Ok.... screams in terror

[-] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago

I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion ๐Ÿ† of 2025.

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