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submitted 10 months ago by Chozo@fedia.io to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

And I thought they were supposed to be shying away from fossil fuels.

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[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

if i were looking to fuck with a Tesla, i'd pay close attention to any indication that the car was purchased recently. there are a LOT of people out there with a murder fetish, and i GUARANTEE that a lot of the nice new ones out there are really bait cars for gun owners that have been dying for a reason to shoot someone.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 32 points 10 months ago

Yeah, probably a lot of Rittenhouse wannabes out there who wanna test the limits of castle doctrine.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

yes, but this is a whole new monster..

  1. someone shoots a person who's defacing their Cybertruck
  2. they're convicted of murder because it's proven they bought the vehicle specifically to bait a victim
  3. Trump pardons them

i defy you to tell me that this isn't INEVITABLE.

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Man I don't even think step two would happen before trump pardons them. The US is so fucked.

EDIT: As an example of what you said, a sociopath who has recently bought a Tesla is the fucking president of the US

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

He can't pardon in state levels yet, they're testing that in Wisconsin.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What do you mean by this? My searching isn't bringing up any such cases, just Wisconsinites charged with Jan 6 crimes getting pardoned, so I'd be keen to read about it.

Edit: Did you mean Minnesota? https://thehill.com/homenews/5180269-trump-derk-chauvin-pardon/

[-] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No, not like that. I meant being in control of state government.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Murder ia basically always handled at the state level, so Trump would not have power to pardon that crime.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

He doesnt have the power to do lots of things he is doing.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Tell you what's more likely? DeSantis or one of those babyfuckers will do it.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

DeSantis was supposed to be the next Trump. He's way too butthurt to help out like that.

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

What does Elmo taste like, dick rider?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Makes more sense than your other musk drivel !

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

may i ask which "other musk drivel" you're talking about? i've clearly rustled your jimmies, but i still cun't figure out why

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm particularly incensed at the one where you talk as if musk was a flawed demi-god, and that even though millions will suffer by his actions, you think he'll come good somehow. The one where you persistently referred to him as a "trillionaire". CBF searching for it right now, but YOU will have handy bookmarks to your own comments. Other than that, don't sea-lion me, sea-lion !

Sealioning (also sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity ("I'm just trying to have a debate"), and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.[5][6][7][8] It may take the form of "incessant, bad-faith invitations to engage in debate",[9] and has been likened to a denial-of-service attack targeted at human beings.

Edit: "cun't" LOL. You have that word, along with "musk" on your brain. Unironically, they're a great match :)

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

please just reply with all of this to that comment. that's where that discussion is happening.

you and i don't disagree. you're talking about a post where i mused about what we could do if we chose embracing him instead of eschewing him. i understand that you think that he doesn't deserve any grace, but is that really any reason to stalk me this way?

all that said, i love the engagement, but i really don't want to damage you if you're in a delicate state. i mean this earnestly. it's all good if you want to keep fucking around and garnering notoriety, but i'm not gaining anything from it and i don't want it to continue if it's really only going to end up hurting people.

(edit: fuck you!)

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't patronize me, sea-lion!

Edit: You're unravelling, sea-lion.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

do you have a patreon? i'd glady subscribe. i love hate-paying for stuff

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Unlike you, I don't want any of Elmo's money, sea-lion.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

is "sea-lion" the new "fetch" now or something?

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I sent you the definition. Maybe, actually read it?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

if i'm the idiot that you suppose i am, then i guess i'll have to hear it again. what is a "sea-lion"?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

i know full well what you mean. i think it's best for everyone else to know how crazy you are, though, too.

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

You! You're that pathetic Elmo dick rider from the other sub. He still isn't going to give you money, you germ.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Vous m'accusez?

I don't think you're flaming the right guy here.. maybe check your notes?

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bro you made exactly one comment where you tried to extend the base level of human empathy to Elon. Don't you know you're the devil now?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

i know, i know... i actually have a troll now. on lemmy! lmao

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Read some of his other posts. He still thinks Elmo is a flawed god and will somehow come good, while trivializing the harm he does to millions of people in the meanwhile.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I think you just misunderstand their message. From what I can tell, they think Elon is unkind and generally disagreeable. Also, from what I can glean from their comments, they believe in the gentile approach similarly to the teachings of pacifists like MLK and Ghandi.

It's not wrong, it's just a different form of resistance than you're used. You're used to violent, aggressive resistance more similar to the teachings of revolutionaries like Malcom X and Hamilton. That's not wrong either, it's just a different form of resistance than he's used to.

What's important to realize is that we actually need both. In order to make change, we need to overwhelm the opposition with legal issues, gentleness in the face of violence, and rule-following at the same time as we overwhelm them with Tesla burnings, protests, and what have you. We have to do it all. Because they've been doing it all. They've been gently ripping at the seams of our systems until now, they can rip them apart. We need to rip at their seams at the same time that we tear at the loose ones.

[-] silverlose@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago
[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Your a Musk cuck. You probably work for him.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

please keep replying to my comments! i love it! almost as musk as i do about musk musk! oh, and it's "you're", you dumb cunt.

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

LOL You finally got a thing right. And it's "much" not "musk", you dumb cunt! You got musk on your brain.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

okay, you get an upvote now. don't spend it all in one place!

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