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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is most likely due to rich Americans being dumb as shit and treating stuff like cancer with coffee enemas

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 60 points 1 week ago

Steve jobs gleefully running into the arms of death like a long lost child through sheer stupidity

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

Trying to treat pancreatic cancer with a fruitarian diet despite catching it early enough to attempt effective treatment

Then buying a house in Louisiana so he could try to buy his way up the organ transplant list only to be told that you can't transplant a pancreas and also that it wouldn't cure his cancer anyway

Like, fuck, I have to laugh at it because Jesus Christi-cant

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

shit he really went for the transplant as last ditch hahaha

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I know!

I read about it somewhere and it's just wedged into my mind as the first thing I think of when people bring him up

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Like imagine catching an early break on possibly the deadliest cancer out there where surgery has abysmal success rate. The gods gave you a layup and you fumble it so bad. So you try to get another deal with the gawds after you spat in their face by buying that house and they give you the thats-why-im-confused motherfucker you wanted this

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

You can totally transplant a pancreas. Typically it's done on its own or with kidney transplants as a last-ditch procedure for diabetes. I'm not sure why it wasn't an option for him beyond maybe the cancer already spreading by that point.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago

He had the rare kind that isn't essentially a death sentence and still tried to cure it by drinking fruit

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

It works in video games when I get stabbed, shot, burned, blown up, soul snatched. Why won't it work in real life pronouns

[-] Dengalicious@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 week ago

My guess is this is probably 100% diet and exercise rather than healthcare as wealthy Americans will have access to very good healthcare already

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Just because they have access doesn't mean they listen to doctors

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