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Calling it now; the tariffs aren't gonna last because Amerikkkans are highly addicted to coffee and may finally be pushed to action if prices surge 30+% (hexbear.net)

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[-] tim_curry@hexbear.net 53 points 19 hours ago

Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 18 hours ago

Why else would they be trying so hard to remove safety regulations and standards 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[-] tim_curry@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Life was better when jewlery made me spontaneously combust. Bread hasn't been the same since they stopped putting plaster in it

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 17 hours ago

They're called adulturants because it's food for grown ups now stop being a baby and eat your sawdust loaf.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 19 hours ago

If you're buying like Folger's you're already getting a bunch of sticks and whatnot in your coffee.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago

if you look closely at the label it just says "powdered brown product". are the sticks brown? well okay then.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 11 points 18 hours ago

At least they're filtering out the rocks, bullet casings, and animal bones.

[-] context@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago

farts

Are you an Asian palm civet? Because there will be tariffs on you, too.

[-] tim_curry@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago

Fuck

[-] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 17 hours ago

I love this website

[-] shroobinator@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 17 hours ago

Bought a kilo of the coffee a few months ago when I visited the Philippines. It's damn good

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago

I've been saying IRL that Trump is gonna bring back lead and asbestos to save the American economy.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago

I mean, he literally thinks the laws against asbestos are a mafia conspiracy.

[-] CrowTankieRobot@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

Didn't that have something to do with the original World Trade Center buildings? As I recall, Trump also got it wrong (what a surprise)...the issue was the spray-on asbestos fireproofing that was applied to the girders and related support structures of WTC 1 and 2. I can't remember all the details anymore...maybe the fireproofing companies were mobbed up?

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

He did blame the WTC collapse on there not being asbestos on the support structures but he was pro asbestos before. He blamed the abatement companies for being mobbed up in "The Art of the Comeback" in 1997

I believe that the movement against asbestos was led by the mob, because it was often mob-related companies that would do the asbestos removal. Great pressure was put on politicians, and as usual, the politicians relented. Millions of truckloads of this incredible fireproofing material were taken to special “dump sites” because of this stupid law

http://www.ibasecretariat.org/lka-donald-trump-and-asbestos-a-global-perspective.php

[-] CrowTankieRobot@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Except that Trump even got that wrong, as I recall. There was plenty of spray-on asbestos on the girders of WTC 1 and 2--except on the floors where it was blown off by widebody jets flying into the buildings at 500 mph! The spray-on fireproofing was never designed for that kind of impact, and I doubt that any fireproofing would survive such an event. People and service animals got very sick and died from the asbestos and other toxic materials that were released from the collapse of the towers. As usual, Trump has no idea what he's talking about.