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It's like gasoline/petrol prices for humans.
Well now that nintendos have been delayed there may be a chance of guillotines hitting the streets
No you guise, you don't understand!
This is gonna make prices lower somehow because The Communists (Jeff Bezos, Mike Walmart) will accept lower profits and then all the other Bad Countries will come groveling for the Best Trade Deals Ever!
you forgot about Tim Apple, the most communist of all the US communists.
This is the end result of Mormons accounting for like half of the FBI/CIA. Non-caffeinated patriots are in control.
Amerikkkans ... may finally be pushed to action
I will die on the barricades for white monster.
They'll drink those coffee alternatives people in the civil war drank with caffeine tablets mixed in
Nothing like a hot cup of chicory in the morning while smoking a cheroot.
Or like have coffee plantations in puerto rico and florida.
Black Rifle Coffee will be exempt from the tariffs
Hmmm, economically destructive taxes put on imports of caffeinated beverage ingredient Americans consume large quantities of, except one favored corporation with deep ties to the state get an exemption to them? Why does that sound so familiar?
The only black life that matters
sounds like a great place to hang out once we run out of tesla dealerships.
Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun
Why else would they be trying so hard to remove safety regulations and standards 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Life was better when jewlery made me spontaneously combust. Bread hasn't been the same since they stopped putting plaster in it
They're called adulturants because it's food for grown ups now stop being a baby and eat your sawdust loaf.
farts
Are you an Asian palm civet? Because there will be tariffs on you, too.
Fuck
I love this website
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I've been saying IRL that Trump is gonna bring back lead and asbestos to save the American economy.
I mean, he literally thinks the laws against asbestos are a mafia conspiracy.
Didn't that have something to do with the original World Trade Center buildings? As I recall, Trump also got it wrong (what a surprise)...the issue was the spray-on asbestos fireproofing that was applied to the girders and related support structures of WTC 1 and 2. I can't remember all the details anymore...maybe the fireproofing companies were mobbed up?
He did blame the WTC collapse on there not being asbestos on the support structures but he was pro asbestos before. He blamed the abatement companies for being mobbed up in "The Art of the Comeback" in 1997
I believe that the movement against asbestos was led by the mob, because it was often mob-related companies that would do the asbestos removal. Great pressure was put on politicians, and as usual, the politicians relented. Millions of truckloads of this incredible fireproofing material were taken to special “dump sites” because of this stupid law
http://www.ibasecretariat.org/lka-donald-trump-and-asbestos-a-global-perspective.php
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Americans will just switch to Celsius or whatever energy drinks. They won't do shit about losing treats aside from complain and pray for Kamala to bring them back in a few years
The caffeine in energy drinks I think comes from the decaffeination process for decaf coffee
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Those will also increase in price with tariffs on countries that supply aluminum and the ingredients to make that slop
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Engineers run on coffee.
CHUDs run on Beer.
No coffee. No water. 
No water. No beer. 
Me, the espresso enjoyer 
Coffee is already in a tenuous position due to climate change and its effect on suitable grow zones. Tariffs are just the cherry on top.
Are you ready for ze decaffeinated world order
No 
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Climate change is also causing some draughts, raising prices on certain regions. Working with the stuff, I'll always have quick access, but I often wonder how my job would look if suddenly these burlap sacks quadruple.
no trust me. the highly productive Kona region will supply the entire American market now that they don't have to compete with those inferior imports
That's not fair, there's also Puerto Rico and whatever the fuck Jason Mraz is doing in Santa Barbara.
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The beans I usually buy in bulk from a local roaster have gone up 25% in the last couple years for me. And I purposefully bought the cheaper ones. It sucks lmao
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