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Don't be a PANICAN! (hexbear.net)

This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 68 points 1 week ago

I'm disappointed in him. This is the shittiest nickname he's ever made. He's off hiis game

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Donnie Fastball bouncing pitches in front of the plate. Sad.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

People are saying he lost his heater folks! They're calling him Donnie Eephus now. Very sad, very very sad, I will say that. But Randy Johnson was very unfair to me for many years. He's a big guy, but he's very nasty.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

panican is lame, but i think the bit in () saves it

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that part is admittedly funny, but not by his intention

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

running out of juice

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

It doesn't seem at all like something he would ever think of or say. I wonder who came up with it.

Ninja edit. At first I thought somebody in the White House thought of it. But maybe he stole it from Fox News because he had no inspiration.

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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