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Weapons of Mass Posting in Blahaj.Zone.
(hexbear.net)
International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence! 
I assure you, Operation IKEA Freedom will be carried out with minimal banning and our moderators in waiting will be able to effortlessly step into the resultant power vacuum. The corrupt and illegitimate rule of Ada will come to an end. We foresee this operation lasting no longer than Labor day (<1 month for those that don't remember illegitimate, capitalist May 1st).