Weapons of Mass Posting in Blahaj.Zone. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence! freedom-and-democracy

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[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

They shall greet us as liberators mission-accomplished mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2

[-] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Inside every shark is a hexagonal bear, yearning to be free!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

:bear-egg:

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How long with it take to capture Blahaj Lemmy Meta? 2 days
Will [redacted] be exiled? Yes
Total Blahaj users banned: 200
Total Hexbear users banned: 1 (the user reading this for being a liberal).
Will Blahaj powerusers hold the lines? No
Will the c/196 users fight to the end? lol no
Will posts of mass destruction be used on the invading hexbears? Yes.
Will [redacted] launch attacks on c/Ghazi? Yes
Will [redacted] launch attacks on lemmygrad? No
-If yes, will lemmygrad retaliate harshly? Yes
Will [redacted] sacrifice Meta (delete it)? No
Will c/Ghazi make a grab for independence? Yes
Will lemmy.world try to do anything silly like scoop up users? Yes
Will [redacted] dump the comment history? Yes
How long will hexbear be occupying blahaj? ~15 years.
Will the invasion catalyze further struggle sessions in Hexbear? No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the fediverse? Good.

[-] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I assure you, Operation IKEA Freedom will be carried out with minimal banning and our moderators in waiting will be able to effortlessly step into the resultant power vacuum. The corrupt and illegitimate rule of Ada will come to an end. We foresee this operation lasting no longer than Labor day (<1 month for those that don't remember illegitimate, capitalist May 1st).