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[-] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.

Source: Military

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Uh, it's not a genocide. They're all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You're assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.

[-] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

The glorious leader knows everything!

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