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Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.
Source: Military
Uh, it's not a genocide. They're all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.
You're assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.
The glorious leader knows everything!
It was either that, or halting all exports to the US.
They should have made a deal with Trump to sell them all the seals in exchange for yuge amounts of US fish.
The penguins will not bow to the Orange Turd.
Gnu for them
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