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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

2047 if you use your dick

[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the bit change operation from 0 to 1 can require a bit of effort, but the sudden switch from 1 to 0 makes it worthwhile

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This guy counts in tallywhackers!

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 1 week ago

Only half that of these use your dick.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Wait can you go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Pee off, pee on.

this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025

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