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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago

If it's Greenland - Trump won't be able to resist bragging about the invasion before it happens.

"Lotsa people say..." Trump uses his doing-an-impression voice "President Trump sir - you can't invade Greenland. You can't." He goes back to his regular voice. "I can invade Greenland. We can just take it. Tomorrow too. Denmark - don't try to stop me. I could drop some big nukes on you and - Skidmark. All of Denmark - skid mark. Bye bye."

Come to think of it - Trump might do something similar the day before bombing Iran.

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 days ago
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