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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

I can count from 0 to 255 on my fingers. I can even count up to 1023, if I include my thumbs.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

2047 if you use your dick

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Wait can you go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Pee off, pee on.

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