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The final boss (lemmy.world)
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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

The first time I ever played skyrim, I just went full wander mode and just ran around. I kicked a chicken and then swam down a river to see where it led. Eventually I came across a Frost Giant herding sheep. I killed one of its flock, and then spent the next few hours evading this fucking Giant as it relentlessly pursued me over every terrain. Bit by bit I whittled him down and bit by bit he took chunks out of me. On my last legs, I spotted a town and ran full belt to it and the guards came to my aid, and tears of gratitude came to my eyes as I was rescued by my human brethren, and together they all took him down. Deciding that I had had enough of the nomadic lifestyle and wanted to settle down, I headed into the city, only to be promptly attacked and arrested for kicking that chicken from earlier.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You're making a mistake...

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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