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submitted 3 weeks ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

it's the same with turbo aids and turbo autism

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

I had two autistic roommates in college, and somehow I got out of there with only a mild infection.

[-] gamer@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure you sign up to be an organ donor. If you ever get hit by a bus, RFK can eat your corpse so the worm can study your immunity and move us one step closer to a cure.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?

Everyone knows it's called Super AIDS™

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