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I'd like to see him try to bend over to pick something up.
Oh, I have no doubt he's privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:
NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great
i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.
He has to use the kids version since his hands are so little.
He'd just make one of his sycophants do it for him, then take credit about how he's the "greatest egg hunter the world has seen, maybe ever!".
first of all it wont happen, he would steal the basket with eggs and leave with it.