522
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
522 points (99.4% liked)
The Onion
6017 readers
258 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
I mean, if it means the end of the trump reign, should we really complain?
Theres this comedy skit of this person prophesying the end of days, and people are thanking him, feeling relieved so he starts saying everything is going to be okay, imma try to find it.
Edit: here https://youtu.be/xZuqe9-Ve70
Lemmy doesn't have enough Ryan George
All I’m saying is, I could be talked around to the idea. I’m saying I’m not open to a 4 horsemen regime, but I’m less closed to it than I was a year ago.
Assuming they hold equal but separated power? Might be something worth checking into IMO.
Isn't Death kinda the head honcho?
Without war, pestilence or hunger death is much less threatening though
No, and I don't think Death should really be named "Death."
They all end up with death.
You either die to things that normally kill you (old age, falling off a cliff, etc), die of hunger, die of disease, or die in war.
So his name should really be "Mortality".
Edit: or "Morty" for short?
You son of a bitch, I'm in
The problem is Trump's riding ahead of the horses, they may be in cahoots
Yep.
It's trump in a greasy gilded golf cart carried like a ghetto palanquin ported by poor people. Then the horsemen:
Chasing after them are some truly stupid people throwing flowers and pledging eternal support.
Now I can't stop imagining Trump as Baal in Diablo 2.
https://youtu.be/UeVzNzO3PHk
trump is too incompetent to be baal, lord of destruction, hes not as coninviing and smart as baal. he would be a low-level demon.
He's an idiot, he's incompetent, he's blinded by greed, jealousy and hatred... And yet he's incredibly powerful and doing serious damage to the entire planet, he's totally Baal.
I would like to thank Lucifer for our salvation. Damnation is a marked improvement over unregulated capitalism.
Sweet Meteor of Death failed us, maybe the Four Horseman can come to our aid