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On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?"
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Jesus is up on the cross, dying slowly. He sees Peter nearby, weeping. "Peter, my friend, come close. I have something tell you...." "Peter, come closer, i am weak and I must say this to you...." "Peter, my beloved friend and follower, the time is close for me to leave and you must hear this, come to me and hear my words...." "Peter, i can see your house from up here".
Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.
Doesn't get more hardcore than that!!!
You know.....if religion and all it's stories weren't total bullshit and fictional.
many people were "literally nailed to a cross by their hands and feet"