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[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago

fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

Dont feel bad, my first date with my fiancée was at a grocery store

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 40 points 3 weeks ago

No way that's where I had my first prune

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I almost died on the toilet because of this comment.

explanation? what is a prune?

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It's good for you!

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