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[-] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I blocked all the German instances because I couldn't understand them anyway.

Edit:

Apparently a solution to the problem offends them lmao, didn't realize me seeing posts I can't comprehend was so important to these goofballs.

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Get good and learn a little German you silly American

[-] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't have time energy or fucks to give when it comes to that sorry, it's nothing against German I took German in highschool but I'm not trying to do that just so I can doomscroll in another language

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

As a German, completely understandable

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

You have just made an enemy for life or until I get bored of it.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nimm es nicht persönlich, dass alle Deutschen hier im Faden dich beleidigen oder einfach anfangen, Deutsch zu schreiben, obwohl du Angelsachse bist. Es ist eher eine Art Maimai, auch wenn du natürlich Deutsch lernen solltest und diese Kommentarsektion nun Eigentum der BRD ist.

Sadly I'm not allowed to speak English since it's forbidden by the German-ich_iel-internet-law, also known as Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

[-] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Artikuliere auf deutsch, du Sohn einer Fachfrau für Selbstvermarktung

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ich dachte das nennt sich Geschlechtsteilvermietungsfachpersonnachkomme?

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mieten sind i.d.R. nicht so kurzfristig, weshalb die bevorzugte Bezeichnung "Geschlechtsteildienstleistungsfachpersonalabstämmling" ist. Ebenso versichert "Abstämmling" im Gegensatz zu "Nachkomme" die leibliche Verwandtschaft.

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're missing out on the English communities on the German instances then.

[-] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe but I think I'll be ok not wading through hundreds of posts I can't understand, I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't understand English to do it with American posts.

If that's how someone else wants to spend their time more power to them, I do not have time for that unfortunately.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

You can just block German communities.

[-] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah I see there has been a miscommunication. I do block communities not entire instances I'm not actually aware of a way to block the whole thing I tried to do it to the furries but I didn't see a way so I had to do it one by one, I'm not a Lemmy pro I just use Voyager and scroll it like it's reddit since it's better.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tja, keine Maimais für dich du doofmann

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Google translates this as "no mail for you" is that correct? Does mail here mean any kind of communication?

I do like learning "doofmann" since where I'm from you might call someone a doof if they're stupid.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

There is a typo. It's supposed to mean "no memes for you."

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Doof is German for dumb, so the meaning seems to transcend languages.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 weeks ago

Come on, loss is so over.

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently a solution to the problem offends them lmao, didn't realize me seeing posts I can't comprehend was so important to these goofballs.

That's German humour

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