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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

OK, now I need to know.

... tl;dr: a combination of "optimal seed dispersal" and breeding.

Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god's existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist's nightmare)

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 weeks ago

I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago

A good Christian would swallow it whole

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's the wrong end if you want to see god.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies .... God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol ..... God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

sorry for the reminder that POS exists

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

So we can evolve the mult-nanas

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sure. My mouth, too, but that's it. Just the two of us and no one else.

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago

I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And the Lord Our God saith "That's What She said" Amen!

this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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