522
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
522 points (99.2% liked)
The Onion
6243 readers
1215 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.
EDIT: OH WAIT
Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu
Which wasn't even "paid out"
An egg. My kingdom for an egg!
Worth more than $100 these days.
Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️
I didn't vote for him.