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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it's sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action. maybe like

Burn the midnight oil

So I don't eat soil

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I’ve previously heard:

I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
Don’t ever mess with the IRS
I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I need a salary,

Cause I need those calories?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I need payment

cause money's spent?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm fulla woe,

And I need some dough?

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