sigh. okay. here you go.

roses are red, work makes you scream. my dreams are now dead and i only haz meme.

now it's just missing an ACAB rhyme scheme

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Fercris-Hart-1/Boss-Made-a-Dollar-I-Made-a-Dime

Boss made a dollar, I made a dime

That was a rhyme from a simpler time

Now boss makes a thousand and gives me a cent

When I′m an employee who can't pay my rent

When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

That′s when I protest and take my life back

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I shit on company time

Boss makes a billion, my prospects are grim

Next company party, I'm gonna eat him

When the boss makes a million and us workers make jack

That′s when we riot and take our lives back

We make a penny, the boss makes fifteen

Guess who′s in line for the guillotine

Boss made a dollar, we made a dime

Til' we went to his mansion and burned him alive

I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it's sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action. maybe like

Burn the midnight oil

So I don't eat soil