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[-] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 96 points 2 months ago

Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

[-] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 51 points 2 months ago

I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just regular pay, but with the promise of a Friday pizza party.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

The smarter ones would be vacationing in a different country, or on open seas on their yachts

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

CEOs would be in Europe.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

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