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[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 201 points 1 month ago

Everything except for harming capital, ok? Now go kill each other.

[-] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 96 points 1 month ago

Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

[-] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 51 points 1 month ago

I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago

Realistically, doesn't randomly killing people harm capital, in so much as it would mean they must have more staff to cover the work of an unknown number of murdered employees afterwards, lose money spent training anyone that gets killed, and have a slightly smaller workforce available that also is more proficient at violence?

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 30 points 1 month ago

In theory yes, less employees means the value of labor goes up because of demand. This is what happened after the Black Death in Europe.

In the wake of the drastic population decline brought on by the plague, wages shot up, and labourers could move to new localities in response to wage offers. Local and royal authorities in Western Europe instituted wage controls. The government controls sought to freeze wages at the old levels before the Black Death. Within England, for example, the Ordinance of Labourers, enacted in 1349, and the Statute of Labourers, enacted in 1351, restricted both wage increases and the relocation of workers.[30] If workers attempted to leave their current post, employers were given the right to have them imprisoned. The statute was poorly enforced in most areas, and farm wages in England on average doubled between 1350 and 1450,[31] but they were then static until the late 19th century.[32]

Cohn, comparing numerous countries, argues that the laws were not designed primarily to freeze wages. Instead, he says that the energetic local and royal measures to control labour and artisans' prices were responses to elite fears of the greed and the possible new powers of the lesser classes that had gained new freedom. Cohn continues that the laws reflected the anxiety that followed the Black Death's new horrors of mass mortality and destruction and from elite anxiety about manifestations, such as the flagellant movement and the persecution of Jews, Catalans (in Sicily) and beggars.

Of course nothing will stop the ruling class from fuckery.

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[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Let's go, Luigi!

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 81 points 1 month ago

Everything is legal, including:

  • falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
  • excessive force or police brutality
  • coerced confession
  • false arrest or imprisonment
  • evidence or witness tampering
  • unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Dropping nukes...

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

We're still talking about the purge, right?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Um... yes...?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If everything is legal, and a police officer imprisions you that's ok right?! Nothing is ilegal. so we back.to running from the police

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[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago

Let's cover polygamy and tax fraud. If you marry multiple people during the purge ... does that mean the marriages are all legal?

If you claim a $1,000,000 tax refund and mail it while the purge is going ... is that legal?

Most people would have way more on their mind than just murder.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago

I would say that once the purge ends you cannot be legally married to multiple people. Meanwhile if you murder someone they're just dead. If you kidnap someone you'd have to let them go when it ends.

Stealing is an interesting gray area. Is possessing a stolen object the crime, or is the stealing the crime? Or possibly both? If possessing a stolen object is illegal then you'd have to return them when it ends.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

What if you shot someone during the purge, but they did not actually die until the next day.

I'm thinking this whole "no laws" concept would actually need hundreds of thousands of laws. Courts would be tied up for years after each purge just trying to answer the legal questions regarding having no law.

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[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Skyrim would have me believe that possession of a stolen item is also a crime.

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[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Time to erase all debt 👀

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

"I'm gonna J-walk all over the place, and there's nothing you fuckers can do about it! ANARCHY!!"

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 month ago

Stealing some real food, destroying anti-homeless architecture, sleeping in your own car, getting an abortion, same-sex marriage.

Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren't just held back by laws, but morality. People would probably just be trying all kinds of drugs mostly, racing, trespassing and breaking into places. What better time for exploring some abandoned buildings, or staff-only areas.
You'd probably find me in a train depot, probably taking pictures and trying to figure out how to get one of the engines running. If that area wasn't guarded of course.
Alternatively, I'd probably steal a bus. Or a semi truck. Just temporarily. I don't have a drivers license, but I want to try driving that.
Hmm, I might take a bicycle to the airport. I doubt people would risk flying, and it would probably be the emptiest area for cycling.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren’t just held back by laws, but morality

I'll be honest here, mate, I think we've seen that a very large portion of the population would be more than happy to get violent. It's mostly the ones who scream about laws needing to enforce morality on 'the heathens.'

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 month ago

I always assumed the Purges were set up by a far right government to legally kill anyone who tried to organise against them.

Send goon squads (not the new ones) to smash up and kill coops, local farms, unions, uncooperative lawyers, journalists, etc.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You can do that without the purge.

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, folks can and do.

But Hollywood likes to good wash the current status quo, so let's ignore PayPal's union busting and censorship policies, bombing civilians, systemic racism, and take it up to 11 in a fictional future.

Or maybe I'm just jaded by the biggest fans of "purgey" settings being right wing folks.

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[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I’m gonna infringe on medical patents and pirate as much corpo medicine as I can in 12 hours

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Like feeding the homeless in certain cities?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

We want to watch poor people kill each other, not better their situation

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

During the purge union busting would be worse but man it goes both ways

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

I always thought those movies were too simplistic.

Some people would think things through.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago

Luckily, I think the way that I conduct my life leaves me with very low odds for being on anyone's kill list. I only have to worry about the murderous random killing.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Soon they'll come for the thousandaires. You shouldn't exist!

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Pirates Software

Large Company To Police:

They pirated it after the purge ended. If you don't destroy their property, I'll make sure you get fired and your life forfeit!

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

that's a great way to be targeted next purge.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I would bet that a great many heads of 'large companies' would be targeted in the first purge. There's no way that there isn't some disgruntled employee or even an ex-employee that wouldn't be willing to take a swing at the big guy before poverty comes in for the kill.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

During the purge I’d hide in my bunker while downloading as much copyrighted material as possible onto a harddrive.

[-] archemist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, during the purge I would do this. But only in this hypothetical situation. During the purge. Hypothetically.

[-] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 6 points 1 month ago

Isn't possession illegal though?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No, just distribution.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If you steal a car during the purge do the transfer the title after

[-] onion_trial@europe.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Hack away, José

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