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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Um excuse me?

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago

We’re trying to promote hygiene here

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

what a day to have eyes

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is gold. Thank you.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

[-] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all.

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

[-] Beero@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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