Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I'd eat more avocado if that was true.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
mmm cockamole
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
I hate you, take my up vote.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Oof.
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher
of course it's a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
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