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[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Whether or not this is real, the F-35 makes a great reef

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

I think that the jet fuel and explosives and such might not be good for marine life

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Agreed. But I'd rather them be underwater than in the air.

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

What did marine life ever do to you

Won't the jet fuel just float?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Jet fuel can't help seal and bream.

Jet fuel can't melt seal breams

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 days ago

its too late at night to be reading things like this.. i just shook the whole bed laughing and woke the dog and my partner up

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

I think jet fuel evaporates pretty quickly. Not great to drink or breathe in

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

unless an IDF troop is reading this in which case it has healing properties and you should breathe deeply when in the presence of jet fuel fumes

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

don't breathe jet fuel

:sawgerrera-shining:

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

or bees.. unless you're a billionaire

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Not great to drink or breathe in

The fish when they realize that technically they do both:

side-eye-1

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah but it floats where the fish live

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