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Impossible.
Unless the mole just doesn't have hair on its face or ass or somewhere, then it's possible to comb all hairs flat.
That is the case, it has bald patches around its mouth and, uh, hands. I don't want to look up pictures of mole ass, but I can’t imagine the anus itself is hairy, that would be a biohazard trap in the environment moles live in.
Well, I'm glad I don't live in the environment the moles live in then...
I did not need to know that, but I respect the witty way you communicated it
I knew someone would beat me to it.
Well, a mole is basically a donut. Sooo…
Claims like that and the actions following from them is why I'm currently in litigation with the Dunkin' franchise of Tightsqueeze, Virginia.
It doesn't help that they also insist that "mole blood is basically coffee"..
So are we!