Say it isn't so! Social conservatism always results in a hollowed out, soulless culture in which the fun, unique, and superfluous aspects of existence are steamrolled in favor of bland conformism? And it always applies to everything?

Wow, crazy how when you cut corners, corners get cut. What do you mean, you don't like it when everything is a circle? You specifically asked for all of the corners to be cut off of everything!